can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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