i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I am one with the molecules
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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