im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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