I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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