it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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