smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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