grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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