adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
