took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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