yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
well you can't waste a boner
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she pinky promised me she was 18
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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