hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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