Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I look excited, but its just a facade.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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