i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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