I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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