her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
i think i just lost a toe
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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