she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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