IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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