Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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