We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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