Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
