I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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