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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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