Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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