I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
