the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
