PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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