I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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