yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Sorry about my life...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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