I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Randomize
