found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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