Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry idunnoone hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(443): View more from Maryland

apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.

Fav 9 3186 1197
share tweet
(850): View more from Florida

ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of

Fav 5 838 2773
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(317): View more from Indiana

What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?

Fav 20 1654 3734
share tweet
(617): View more from Massachusetts

Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!

Fav 3 2250 1082
share tweet
(702): View more from Nevada

The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves

(806): View more from Texas

That's not technology. Doesn't count.

Fav 3 1911 1004
share tweet
(850): View more from Florida

I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.

Fav 11 2211 1027
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(303): View more from Colorado

Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?

(1-303): View more from Colorado

Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.

Fav 4 1200 674
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(208): View more from Idaho

He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive

Fav 1 586 314
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(508): View more from Massachusetts

He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.

Fav 0 60 12
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT