garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It's shark week go big or go home
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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