Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
