When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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