hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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