are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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