I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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