People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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