I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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