I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Randomize
