it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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