And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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