i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
