Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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