Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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