Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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