Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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