I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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