I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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