I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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